Drive-Bys

I heard a commercial on the radio this morning that had me in peals of side-splitting laughter on my way down Lake Shore Drive. It's an ad for Arlington Racetrack. The premise is that going to the track is more fun than golf. To prove it, they have an announcer doing color commentary on a frustrating round of gold, but in the style of a racetrack announcer. I spewed coffee all over the dashboard