Illegal alien proves Trump right

I decided to set to music this Dallas Morning News story by Eline de Bruijnto music. The story is headlined:

South Texas woman kidnapped by unauthorized immigrant she fed for 3 days, officials say

The song is "The Snake," about a snake a woman found half-frozen. Al Wilson made it a hit in 1968.


Trump recited lyrics to that song at rallies throughout his campaign:

"Take me in oh tender woman
"Take me in, for heaven's sake
"Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake.

She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taking in had been revived.

But once he revived, how did he repay her?

"I saved you," cried that woman
"And you've bit me even, why?
"You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"

"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.

"Take me in, oh tender woman
"Take me in, for heaven's sake
"Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake.

Which leads to this story in the Dallas Morning News:

An unauthorized immigrant kidnapped  a woman who had been providing him food and water for three days in South Texas, officials said.

Shorty after he bound the woman's feet and hands and forced her into a car on Wednesday in Dimmit County, she was able to escape, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

She fled from the vehicle as the immigrant attempted to start it.

A witness notified the Dimmit County sheriff's office about a woman who had her hands tied with rope walking down  a road, officials said. 

Sheriff's deputies and Border Patrol agents found the man's footprints leading away from the woman's home, where she told authorities she had been providing food and water for the man for several days.

"Take me in, oh tender woman
"Take me in, for heaven's sake
"Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake.

Sure, not all illegal aliens are kidnappers, rapists, drug mules, or murderers.

But every one of them is breaking the law by being here.

Why do we taken them in?



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