I Tried

Last night Dan very politely requested that we have a few winter themed decorations up in the house. Of course I agreed because the axis of the Earth doesn't go straight through me. So i made a start today. 

Unfortunately I am not very well at the moment so I am currently sitting with a cup of tea, watching as the decorations fall over and onto the floor. Whatever stays up can stay, I'll pick everything else up eventually, or a rabbit will chew it. Something will happen any way. 

Oh dear.